1. If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you buy?

a. A Campervan.

2. If you could be an animal for a day, what animal would you be and why?

a. My Dog - as she's taken out to interesting places on a regular basis and food just appears in front of her to be eaten - lots of sleep as well.

3. Tell me your funniest joke?

a. What's brown and sticky? A stick!

4. If you could possess one superpower, which superpower would you choose and why?

a. The ability to travel at warp speed as I hate sitting in traffic.

5. What is your favourite takeaway?

a. Fish and Chips.

6. If you were stuck on a desert island and could only have 3 items, what would you choose and why?

a. A Windup Radio
b. A Bottle of Quality Gin
c. A Sun Lounger

7. How many slices of pizza can you eat in one sitting?

a. I dislike pizza so the answer is none!

8. What's the worst thing you've eaten out of politeness?

a. A dry, overcooked chocolate cake - yuk!

9. If you were a Ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?

a. Clear up after themselves and empty bins!